sixthrock:

I found this in my mom’s pattern book and I get they’re supposed to be Santas but they look more like jolly ghost popes making :3 faces
which would be a better Christmas mascot anyway

sixthrock:

I found this in my mom’s pattern book and I get they’re supposed to be Santas but they look more like jolly ghost popes making :3 faces

which would be a better Christmas mascot anyway

ddextermanning:

aleks talks about the real issues

ddextermanning:

aleks talks about the real issues

aphnorge:

mikulios:

figures are literally so useless like what am i supposed to do with them when i get old??? pass them down to my children as family heirlooms????

year 3000
"daddy, whats this?"
"ah, its our precious family heirloom. its been passed down for years. its sasuke uchiha."

mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

image

whatisacomputer:

Aleks plz

whatisacomputer:

Aleks plz

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party